Sex and the city: Најсмешни реплики

sexcity_intro.jpg Фамата околу Сексот и градот не спласнува, па мислевме дека е добро пред да го погледнете филмот да се потсетите на дел од најсмешните реплики во серијата.

Фамата околу Сексот и градот не спласнува, па мислевме дека е добро пред да го погледнете филмот да се потсетите на дел од најсмешните реплики во серијата.

sex_and_img2.jpgCarrie: There are 1.3 million single men in New York, 1.8 million single women, and of these more than 3 million people, about 12 think they’re having enough sex.
 
 Carrie: New York City is all about sex. People getting it, people trying to get it, people who can’t get it. No wonder the city never sleeps. It’s too busy trying to get laid.

 Carrie: People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates – hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar.’
 
 
 
Carrie: A fuck buddy is a guy you probably dated once or twice and it didn’t really gosex_and_the_city_71_plus_one_is_the_loneliest_number.jpg
anywhere, but the sex is so great you sort of… keep him on call.
Samantha: Ooo, he’s like dial-a-dick!

Carrie: So are you saying there’s no way you’d go out with a guy who lived with his family?
Samantha: Well… maybe Prince William.

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 Smith, looking at his Absolut Hunk billboard: Fuck me!
Samantha: Well, that’s the first thing every woman in town will be saying after she sees it.
Smith: It’s huge!
Samantha: And that’s the second.
 

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Samantha:
‘He did something to me that was so perverse! Okay, I’m just going to say it. He tried to hold my hand.’

 Samantha:
I think I have monogamy. I must have caught it from you people.
   

 Charlotte: Miranda has a son!
Samantha: Just what the world needs: another man.
 
 
 Samantha: Relationships have been on the decline ever since women came out of the cave,
looked around and said, "this isn’t so bad."

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Carrie: I had often fantasized about running into my ex and his wife.
But in those fantasies, I was running over them with a truck.

Miranda: He has to get baptized and wear a dress.
Carrie: Baby’s first drag show!

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Samantha: I’m a tri-sexual…I’ll try anything once!

Charlotte (about Samantha): I don’t think she’s a lesbian. I think she just ran out of men.
 
 
 Charlotte: We’re having Trey’s sperm tested.
Miranda: Is it not doing well in school?

Miranda: Maybe it’s maturity or the wisdom that comes with age, but the witch in Hansel and Gretel (Ивица и Марица) —she’s very misunderstood. I mean, the woman builds her dream house and these brats come along and start eating it.
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 Samantha: This is why I’ve never lived with a man. This and the fact I want them out an hour after I climax.
Miranda: You let them stay a whole hour?

Miranda: Last night Steve and I held hands for an hour and a half watching… the fire.
He was looking into my eyes; I was looking for the remote.

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